1999: Into mum’s bed at seven. Mum got up and left Al and I snoring. I eventually stirred at half seven. Off to Edon’s and Playschool. Took my yoghurt pot and sponsor money – £27.00! Built a construction of 4 boxes which mum cruelly threw away (she did it when she thought I wasn’t looking, but I know these things). Picked up Playschool photos but I don’t think mums going to have them as I look a bit stern and have my ‘playschool (scruffs) clothes’ on. She’s such a snob at times. When mum collected me I was very happy, despite no sleep today and I have been completely dry. I went to the toilet all on my own before we left but made my pants damp – not wet, as my willy slipped! Had egg and bacon pie, which mummy had actually made (and it was actually edible), followed by banana yoghurt and chocolate flakes. Mummy let me have some sweets, as I have been such a good boy. Then I pooed my pants. Following a quick shower I had a lie down on the settee and was off in the land of nod.
2019: Back to work today. Got a text from cousin Beau saying he was at Nanny and Pa’s so Zof and I descended on them at 9.45 pm after work. Think everyone was ready for bed but we kept them up for some games and frolics and had a great time.
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