1999: Up at 6.15 and full of smiles. All went very well, behaviour, happiness and time wise until, that is, mum smelt the ominous waft from my pants. I was very upset when mum collected me today as I was in the middle of playing. How dare she arrive now! I soon calmed down when mum mentioned there were sweeties in the car. Didn’t eat much tea – a couple of mouthfuls of pasta and two yoghurts. Didn’t want a bath just milk like a “baby”. I had my bottle and fell asleep.
2019: Well at least my pooey behaviour had less impact on the future of the country than today’s political news. Not only are they still squabbling over Brexit and asking for yet another extension, they now want to throw ANOTHER general election into the mix in December. Well that’s not going to cause more delays and chaos is it? Can it get any worse? I think people will be wanting to burn different effigies than Guy Fawkes this November 5th!
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