1999: Mum awoke at 1.30 to find me in her bed. I don’t know how I got there, I reckon she sneaked me in! Either that or teletransportation is no longer a thing seen just in the movies. Jumped in to mums bath water as she says I stink. I know I missed my bath last night but there’s no need to be quite so rude. Could you imagine if I told her she stunk?! At Edons today I hit Jake in the face, for reasons known only to me. I’m not telling, and I refused to apologise. This was duly reported to mum when she collected me and she was not best pleased. (I wonder if Edon’s a super grass for the FBI?) It has rained all day today and tonight mum and I watched videos as the garden was out of bounds. Mum read 2 stories of Peepo and then I read it and amazed mum with how much I know.
2019: No stories tonight but performing back in Norwich. Dressed up in my boxers, Sunny’s, boots, lots of glitter and a unicorn rubber ring. Yep. It was a gay gig in Fetch and I lost count of the times I got my bum groped. Was great to be back though. I’ve missed it.
#toddlers #childhood #adulthood #norwich #arguments #etch #gayclubs #dressingup
