June 29th – Fetching Informant

1999:  Mum awoke at 1.30 to find me in her bed.  I don’t know how I got there, I reckon she sneaked me in!  Either that or teletransportation is no longer a thing seen just in the movies.    Jumped in to mums bath water as she says I stink.  I know I missed my bath last night but there’s no need to be quite so rude.  Could you imagine if I told her she stunk?!  At Edons today I hit Jake in the face, for reasons known only to me. I’m not telling, and I refused to apologise.  This was duly reported to mum when she collected me and she was not best pleased.  (I wonder if Edon’s a super grass for the FBI?)  It has rained all day today and tonight mum and I watched videos as the garden was out of bounds.   Mum read 2 stories of Peepo and then I read it and amazed mum with how much I know. 

2019: No stories tonight but performing back in Norwich. Dressed up in my boxers, Sunny’s, boots, lots of glitter and a unicorn rubber ring. Yep. It was a gay gig in Fetch and I lost count of the times I got my bum groped. Was great to be back though. I’ve missed it.

#toddlers #childhood #adulthood #norwich #arguments #etch #gayclubs #dressingup

 

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I may do stupid things and make light of them but deep down there’s a reason and I love exploration, even if I cannot fully understand the outcome!

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