1999: Mum slept until 7.15 when I greeted her holding my pot full of poo. I’d also done two wee’s before this and poured them down the toilet – see I can do it. You don’t need to attack me with that rubber at all. I’m so clever; I even impress myself at times. It was a warm morning and I went out in the garden to play with the hose pipe and later mum got the paints out and let me put my feet in it and make footprints all over the stepping stones – it was great fun. . I had to have a bath at midday as I was covered in paint and mud and we were heading off to Chelmsford for a photographic session – only problem was I wet myself half way through! Luckily we’d saved the head and shoulder shots ’til last. We stopped off at Danbury Lakes on the way home and saw the ducks and the fish and then went to see Nanny and Pa. Later Uncle Teddy turned up – who is now knackered! He is very pleased with my football kick though and has told mummy that I have to keep it up (left foot and right foot, left foot and right foot …!)
2019: That left and right foot came in really handy for football, rugby, Judo, motorbike riding, horse riding, swimming, gymnastics and even tap dancing through the years! Still haven’t started rugby again but will try and save for some boots for next season (although kinda wondering how a tackle to an ulcerated gut might feel!) Still haven’t given up my motorbike dream but its all about the money…….
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