1999: It’s Saturday!!! So I got up at 6.00 for good measure. I was fobbed off with Tubbies again, until I eventually dragged mum out of bed kicking and screaming at 8.00. Mum went upstairs to get ready at nine and came downstairs with the swimming bag. ‘yeah, yeah, yeah, dim, dim dim’ Off we went to Maldon and spent a whole hour and ten minutes in the pool. Afterwards we went to Donals and sat outside eating chocolate doughnuts. Mum went to get her hair cut, where I decided to give her a break and sit nicely. The hairdresser asked me if I had a girlfriend, I told her I had and her name is Clare. This was news to mummy but I was just sticking to the old tradition of mums always being the last to know. Mum cooked liver and bacon for tea and I wanted a cuddle. She told me to go away! What does she think I am a fly? She’ll be swatting me next. I got an ‘uddle’ eventually after tantrums and tears (it really needn’t have come to that if only she’d given in in the first place and she’ll regeret not taking those cuddles more when I’m older and it’s no longer cool).
2019: Live at work today and all went well. Never really saw me in an office but Im actually quite enjoying it. Looking at my former life of club working, this pick camr up from a year ago at a staff party at Mercy when the theme was pop stars. Naturally I went as Madonna
#Madonna #toddlers #tantrums #cuddles #hair #swimming #girlfriends #cooking #macdonalds #Maldon #nightclubs #Mercy #Norwich