1999: Up at 6.40, when mums alarm went off, but got out the wrong side of the bed which was made worse by mum pressing the snooze button and not getting up straight away to entertain me. Not a good way to start the day. The day did get better though and when mum picked me up from Edons I still had the same trousers on – that’s progress! On the way home I told mummy that Hayley “smack” and “bite” but I don’t think she could quite work out who had done what to who! I played in the garden and washed my toy kitchen with the hosepipe until it was gleaming (unlike mum’s kitchen I have to say). I didn’t eat any tea but I think that it had something to do with the Maltesers I’d been eating when mummy picked me up. I had a bath and mummy was in her bedroom – cleaning again – we were chatting away and I said “out”, mum told me to hold on, but I couldn’t wait so I climbed out of the bath, got my towel and took it to her in the bedroom! I don’t intend to spend all my life waiting around for women
2019: Well that was good practice for waiting around for women and hair and make up! No waiting around today though, Zof’s working, the sun is shining and I popped over to see Mum and Mark for a bit. Sunglasses on, windows down and cruising. Then home to get some jobs done (housework and kitchen cleaning) . Eye is feeling a lot better now thanks to the steroid drops.
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