1999: We made Tubbie toast with Marmite for breakfast as I got a free cutter with a comic that Nan bought for me. I sat in the settee, eating and drinking and watching the tubs on TV. What better way to start the day? Chicken and chips at Edons today for lunch, and when mum came to pick me up I was eating Milky Bar. Mum also had Jelly Beans in the car so decided just to do beans on toast for tea, which was probably just as well because I didn’t eat a thing. I did however, knock a bit of bean soaked toast onto my new Teddy Bear carpet, which is rolled up in the lounge waiting to be laid. Mum says it’s typical, it isn’t even in the right place yet and it’s got a stain on it already. Anyway we got cloths and it cleaned up ok (Iwhich feel is probably very fortunate for me). I had a bath tonight, despite having jumped in mum’s water this morning. I think this probably had something to do with my nappy. Mum says I’m getting lazy. If only she understood what it’s like to be a child. There’s just far too much going on to stop for a poo.
2019: New home hunting today. Found a gorgeous flat in Beccles, forms all done, now just need to wait for landlord to be ok with us. Wedding dress Ball tonight for Crohns and Collitis (it was so lovely to poo in public and not have to worry about noise or smell! We had a great night and won a meal for four at The Springtide. Thought this would be best as Mark had bought our tickets!
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